Ex-White House Counsel Don McGahn Ready For His Close-Up, Mr. DeMille! Baby, you're a star! Evan Hurst News 23 Apr 2019
Trump Hates Jeff Sessions For His Hick-Talkin' Cousin-Fuckin' Trump-Supportin' Southern Accent You gonna let the president talk about y'all like this, southern Trump idiots? Evan Hurst News 31 Aug 2018
Maybe Lindsey Graham Is Just A Piece Of Shit John McCain would be ashamed. Evan Hurst News 28 Aug 2018
It's Time For Another Goddamned Jeff Sessions Death-Watch, Because Why The Fuck Not Goddamn Donald Trump for making us defend this man. AGAIN. Evan Hurst News 23 Aug 2018
Rudy Giuliani Gonna Get A Cramp If He Keeps His Head Stuck Up His Ass Like This Remember that time Rudy Giuliani was a GOOD LAWYER? Haha, us neither. Evan Hurst News 03 May 2018
Jefferson Butterbeans Sessions Gon' Do What He Wants, Donald Trump! Sorry, Republican idiots. No new special prosecutor to investigate Devin Nunes's fever dreams. :( Evan Hurst News 30 Mar 2018
Everybody Hitting 'OH SHIT!' Button To Protect Robert Mueller Right Now, But WHY THOUGH? WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON? Evan Hurst News 28 Mar 2018
Jeff Sessions 'Bout Had It Up To Here With Donald Trump's Chicken-Pluckin' BUUUUULLLLL-SHIT Shorter Jeff Sessions: STAY IN YOUR LANE, MOTHERFUCKER. Evan Hurst News 28 Feb 2018
