It's A Day-After-Midterms Wednesday Afternoon Massacre! Trump wasted no time firing Jeff Sessions. Shit is about to get real. Evan Hurst News 07 Nov 2018
Do Not Go Gentle Into That Good Night, Jeff Sessions! (You Crusty Fucking Bigot!) Jeff Sessions Death Watch, Day 5,286,934. Evan Hurst News 29 Aug 2018
Don't Look Now, But President Baby-Shits Is HAVING A GODDAMN CONNIPTION Maybe the baby just has gas. Evan Hurst News 01 Aug 2018
Dumb Stupid Devin Nunes Memo Makes One Guy Look REAL BAD, And That Guy Is Donald Trump! Nobody ever accused Devin Nunes of being smart. Evan Hurst News 29 Jan 2018
Look At These Fucking GOP Idiots Begging Trump To Fire Robert Mueller How Rep. Jim Jordan and Rep. Louie Gohmert manage to put on pants each day without gravely injuring themselves is beyond us. Evan Hurst News 13 Dec 2017
What In The Hell Is Rod Rosenstein Flapping His Yap About? Rod Rosenstein is sending weird memos, Jared Kushner's businesses are under the microscope, and Mike Pence has lawyered up. It's your Russia news! Evan Hurst News 16 Jun 2017
