Mitch McConnell Dick-Kicking Kevin McCarthy And The Conspiracy Chick, Let's Watch!

Good morning, Kevin! Mitch just said your most famous new congresswoman is a 'cancer.' Whatcha gonna do?

Congress

Trump: DURRRRRRRRR ADAM SCHIFF WHISTLEBLOWER PHONY EMOLUMENTS OBAMA NETFLIX? OBAMA NETFLIX?!?!?!

Stephanie Grisham has requested that we report today's Cabinet meeting accurately.

Trump

Green New Deal? ONE, PLEASE!

But what if we create jobs and save the environment for nothing?

Environment