Trump: DURRRRRRRRR ADAM SCHIFF WHISTLEBLOWER PHONY EMOLUMENTS OBAMA NETFLIX? OBAMA NETFLIX?!?!?! Stephanie Grisham has requested that we report today's Cabinet meeting accurately. Evan Hurst Trump 21 Oct 2019
Green New Deal? ONE, PLEASE! But what if we create jobs and save the environment for nothing? Doktor Zoom Environment 07 Feb 2019
Peace In Our Time! Wonkagenda For Fri., April 27, 2018 North and South Korea agree to be friends, Michael Cohen has daddy issues, and Scott Pruitt blames everyone else. Your morning news brief. Dominic Gwinn News 27 Apr 2018
Robert Mueller Smashing White House Trumpkins. Wonkagenda For Tues., Oct. 31, 2017 Mueller spooks Trump (again), John Kelly shows his true colors (again), and Hannity loses his shit (lol duh). Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn News 31 Oct 2017
Ken Burns Loves The Smell Of Napalm In The Morning: A Wonkette Documentareview! Of course it's brilliant. Of course you're going to watch it. Here's why. Doktor Zoom News 17 Sep 2017
Trump, GOP Still Getting Beat By Big Bad Dems! Your Wonkagenda For Fri., April 28, 2017 Trump so tired of the Washington rat race, Facebook tries to clean up its mess, and Hannity is screaming about the end of times. Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn News 28 Apr 2017
President Bannon Sleeps With The Fishes. Wonkagenda For Fri., April 14, 2017 The Wingnut-o-sphere is spinning in circles, Jared is moving in, and town halls get testy! Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn News 14 Apr 2017
The Five Best Times Devin Nunes Shit The Bed During Monday's Comey Hearings Evan writes a love letter to Devin Nunes, if a love letter is calling someone an idiot in 172 different ways. Evan Hurst News 21 Mar 2017
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