Trey Gowdy And Devin Nunes Flooding Earth With Jizz Over New Hillary Investigations

Click to see how many jizz jokes we can make in one post. SPOILER IT IS A LOT.

Maureen Dowd Wishes Hillary Would Stop Jizzing All Over President Obama's Face

Shut up, gross lady.

The Snake Oil Bulletin: Semen Masks Make A Sticky Situation

Let's Watch Republicans Try To Out-Stupid Ben Carson. Your Debate Preview!