Ted Cruz Apology Tour Over, Back To Being Total A-Hole

That lasted about eight minutes.

Trump Suspending Immigration Because HEY, WHERE ARE THE F*CKING TESTS?

SQUIRREL!

HUD Withholding Hurricane Aid To Puerto Rico Until It Investigates Joe Biden

Seriously. We're not even kidding.

Meet Lt. Col. Alexander Vindman, The Purple Heart Who's F*cking Trump Up Today!

Also Gordon Sondland, CALL YOUR LAWYER.