Politico Should Run On A Unity Ticket With SHUT THE F*CK UP, POLITICO

Should Joe Biden and Mitt Romney run together on an independent 'unity ticket'? Yes or go fuck yourself?

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Ain't Nobody Want To Work For Donald Trump, Because Who Can Afford The Lawyer Bills?

In other news, rats are unwilling to get onto a sinking ship.

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Joe Lieberman. Door. Ass. Buh-Bye!

We won't have Joe Lieberman to kick around anymore, and Donald Trump won't have him to kick around at all.

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Trump's New Russia Lawyer Also Represents Putin's Favorite Russian Bank. What Could Go Wrong?

Meet Marc Kasowitz! He seems JUST GREAT.

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FBI Director Joe Lieberman? No, We Can't Possibly Drink That Much

Joe Lieberman. There, we said it. Let the partying commence.

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Hi There, Susan Collins! Let's Turn Your Sane Thoughts Into Concrete Action!

Some loving encouragement for our FAVORITE LADY REPUBLICAN SENATOR FROM MAINE.

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Who Is (Was) Lyra McKee, And What The Bloody Hell Is Going On In Northern Ireland?

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