Scaramucci, Schlapps, And Shuckafuck: The Sunday Gauntlet Of Conservative Aggrievement
We watched the Sunday shows because you were busy drinking.
30 Apr 2018
How Many Women Got Paid Off To Keep Quiet About Bumpin' Uglies With Donald Trump? Couple Few!
This thing gets grosser every day!
16 Mar 2018
Did Cheatin' Nashville Mayor Megan Barry Do Naked Time On The Public Dime? SOLID MAYBE!
IS THERE A SECOND NAKED LADY? (We're guessing not.)
23 Feb 2018
Mika Brzezinski Unsure Why Mark Halperin's Accusers Don't Want To Have Tea With Him
It is not the job of these women to facilitate Mark Halperin's redemption arc.
22 Dec 2017
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Washington Post Says Trump's Hard-On For Russia Has Fucked America BIGLY
Thanks, Trump! You're just as bad as we thought you'd be, and worse!
14 Dec 2017
'Morning Joe' And Hyper-Feminist Mike Huckabee Having BIG FIGHT, And We Are HERE FOR IT
Mike Huckabee just wishes Mika Brzezinski would stop sexisting his perfect and honest daughter Sarah, by asking her to tell the truth and stuff.
14 Dec 2017
Hold On To Your Wallets, The GOP Is Coming To Town! Wonkagenda For Thurs., Dec. 14, 2017
GOP readies its super rich tax cut, the FCC tries to kill net neutrality, and Omarosa is You're Fired (again). Your morning news brief.
14 Dec 2017
RIP STEVE BANNON'S MENTIONS!
All of GOP Washington is telling Steve Bannon to fuck off. Is this hilarious, or is it TOTALLY HILARIOUS?
13 Dec 2017
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