If You Had 'Guy Who Likes Chickens In His Kiddie Porn' On Your Trump Scandal Bingo Card, YOU WIN!

Gross gross gross gross gross gross gross gross gross gross.

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Adam Schiff Just Saying Erik Prince Should Probably Rot In Hell, We Mean Prison

We'd be inclined to agree.

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A Real Journalist Nailed Erik Prince For Being A LIARF*CKINGLIAR, And It Was DELICIOUS

Mehdi Hasan, you win Chuck Todd's show! (We wish.)

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Is THIS The Trump/Russian/Israeli/Emirati/Saudi Arabian Ratf*cking Robert Mueller Is Looking For? Hell If We Know!

We are beyond ready for Mueller to show us the solution to the jigsaw puzzle, because WTF.

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Love Your Children Well. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Feb. 14, 2019

Manafort FUXXORED, snakey Republicans throw tantrums over guns, and Fox tries to hide an anti-Nazi documentary. Your morning news brief!

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A Quick Explainer On The New York Times's Paul Manafort F*ckup, Because It Seems Important

Dammit, New York Times.

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IS THIS COLLUSION? BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE F*CKING COLLUSION

We are just saying.

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Let's Throw A Bunch Of Sh*t At The Wall And Call It The Trump-Russia #SMOKINGGUN

Ready for a DEEP DIVE into Russian fuckery, the likes of which we have only done several times in the past? LET'S DO THIS.

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Oh Dear, Glenn Greenwald Pulled A Glenn Greenwald Again

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Tom Cotton, Mike Pompeo Have A War In Their Pockets, Are Happy To See You

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