Ben Carson's Back And There's Gonna Be Trouble! Wonkagenda For Wed., May 22, 2019

IRS lawyers check Trump's privilege, the Pentagon is iffy on Iran, and Ben Carson has a snack attack. Your morning news brief!

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War With Iran? Who Knows?

Oh, what a lovely war!

WARBLOGGING

Kellyanne Conway Went On The Shows To Call Everyone Else White Supremacist

It's the Sunday Show Rundown!

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Quick, Nobody Do Anything About Russia Ratf*cking 2020 Election For Trump, HE'S SENSITIVE ABOUT IT

In which Kirstjen Nielsen tries to make Kirstjen Nielsen look good, but also, yeah, see above.

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Which Stephen Miller Will Replace Kirstjen Nielsen At DHS? (Stephen Miller)

She's quitting to spend more time caging babies in the private sector.

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Which Of These Racist A-Holes Will Be Trump's 'Immigration Czar'?

Adolf Eichmann disappointingly unavailable.

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Trump Can't Reveal Secret Sexxx Chats With National Security Advisor Vladimir Putin, EXECUTIVE PRIVILEGE APPLYETH!

NARRATOR: No, it doesn't.

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Donald Trump Turning Military Into Mob Protection Racket

Oh, we WISH we were kidding.

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Seb Gorka's Mustang Is Firin' On All 4 Cylinders Right Now!

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Julian Assange Is An Absolute Piece Of Sh*t. And Now You Have To Defend Him.

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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Elijah Cummings, Activists Beat Big Pharma Over The Head With Generic PReP

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Trump Tells America He DID NOT EITHER Have A Temper Tantrum, SHUT UP STINKY NANCY!

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