Hey Robert Mueller, Guess What? Trump's Doing Crimes In Public Again!

Wanna know the real reason Trump revoked John Brennan's clearance? Good lord, the president is dumb as shit.

Aunt Lydia Announces John Brennan Shall Be PUNISHED!

Wonkette thanks Michelle Wolf in advance for letting us briefly borrow that joke. Thank you, Michelle Wolf!

WHAT THE HOLY MOTHERFUCKING FUCK WAS THAT TRUMP-PUTIN PRESS CONFERENCE?

On the bright side, Putin gave Trump a soccer ball that probably has a listening device in it. That's pretty cool, right?