Sen. John Cornyn All Aquiver About Patton Oswalt's Dirty, Pretty Mouth

This is the normal level of stupid dumb idiocy we'll have again after Trump.

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Homeland Security Now Just Big Empty Building With Stephen Miller Riding Trike Through Halls

Lots of REDRUM on the way.

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What Part Of 'Does Not Exonerate' Don't Republicans Understand?

Any of it, Katie!

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Pomp And Circumstance. Wonkagenda For Tues., Feb. 5, 2019

Law enforcement looks at the shady 'naug, Dr. Ronny Jackson is making his comeback, and DC gets ready for the SOTU. Your morning news brief!

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Your 2018 Legislative Shitmuffin Of The Whole Entire Year Is ... JIM JORDAN!

Honorable mention: all the other Republicans who exist.

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'I Am Not A Crook.' Wonkagenda For Tues., Dec. 11, 2018

Trump has 'no Plan B,' and wants to shut the government down over his goddamn wall. Your morning news brief!

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Nancy Pelosi Said A Bad Again! (No She Didn't)

You can lead Republicans to context but you can't make them think.

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Why Did Christine Blasey Ford Ask Brett Kavanaugh To Bust Up That Chifferobe?

You can't really get to know a person until you sit before the Senate and yell at Democrats.

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Do Y'all See What Nancy Pelosi Is Doing Yet?

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Everything You Need To Know About The Dumb Dick/Manafort Patsy Who Got Indicted Today

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Military Brass On Pres Pardoning War Criminals: Situation Trumpy All F*cked Up

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Never Mind, Just A 10-year-Old Migrant Girl Whose Death They Covered Up

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