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John Dingell Jr.: A Wonkpreciation!

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Bezos Whips It Out. Wonkagenda For Fri., Feb. 8, 2019

Jeff Bezos's Pecker war, Meatball rolls up to the Hill, and RIP John Dingell. Your morning news brief!

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Whole Lotta WHOLE LOT Going On! Wonkagenda For Thurs., Feb. 7, 2019

Trump gets HARASSED like a common Hillary, Democrats look for Trump's taxes, and Rep. Matt Gaetz is annoyed by dead kids. Your morning news brief!

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Donald Trump Opens His Shithole

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Trump To Planet: Drop Dead

Bye, Earth! BYE!

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Hillary Clinton Like 'Hey Donald Trump, Have Fun In Mexico LOLOLOLOL'

Trump's trip to Mexico will either be a disaster, or a bloody effing disaster, depending on your perspective.

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Relax, Everyone: Robert Mueller Is Not DUMPING YOU, Just Kidding Maybe He Is

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Christian Foster Care Agency Hating On The Catholics, Because It's The 1950s Apparently

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Clarence Thomas: Who Left This Pubic Hair On Trump's First Amendment?

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Trump So Mad At Dan Coats He's Gonna Be A Chickensh*t Who's Too Scared To Fire Him

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