Deval Patrick Will Make You Forget All Those Other Dudes In the future, everyone will run for president for 15 minutes. Stephen Robinson 2020 democratic primary 14 Nov 2019
Jay Inslee Ends Campaign To Spend More Time With Planet Also available to be Climate Czar. Doktor Zoom 2020 presidential election 22 Aug 2019
John Hickenlooper, We Didn't Even Know Her! OK, needs work. Doktor Zoom 2020 presidential election 15 Aug 2019
Elizabeth Warren Has A Plan For Hiding John Delaney's Body, After What She Did To Him Last Night Didn't happen on 5th Avenue, but we're pretty sure she didn't lose a single follower. Evan Hurst News 31 Jul 2019
Abandon Hope, There's Another Democratic Debate Tonight! And here is your preview of it! Evan Hurst News 30 Jul 2019
Looks Like Our First Dem Campaign Deathwatch Is Already Underway DICKENDONGLER IN DISARRAY111!!1! Doktor Zoom 2020 presidential election 02 Jul 2019
SH*TSHOW COMETH! Your Double-Header Democratic Debate Sex-travaganza Preview! This is just exactly what we wanted to devote all our evenings to this week. Evan Hurst News 25 Jun 2019
