Christmas At Ground Zero. Wonkagenda For Mon., Dec. 17, 2018

Rudy Giuliani is funnier when he's (ALLEGEDLY) drunk, and Stephen Miller's spray-on hair threatens to shut down the government. Your morning news brief!

Politico Should Run On A Unity Ticket With SHUT THE F*CK UP, POLITICO

Should Joe Biden and Mitt Romney run together on an independent 'unity ticket'? Yes or go fuck yourself?

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Trump Prefers Defense Bills That Weren't Captured. Wonkagenda For Tuesday, August 14, 2018

Prosecution rests in Manafort case, Stephen Miller somehow gets creepier, and Trump/Omarosa still saying dumb shit. Your morning news brief.

Post-Racial America

Get Ready For Executive Time! Wonkagenda For Mon., Aug. 6, 2018

Trump's gonna be watching A LOT of tv, Don Jr. is dead to rights, and here comes more trade war! Your morning news brief!

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The Shaming Of The Shrew. Wonkagenda For Mon., April 30, 2018

Republicans STILL MAD at the shaming of Sarah Huckabee Sanders, Dr. Ronny Jackson is quit-fired, and the NRA bans guns. Your morning news brief.

Culture

CPAC Sets The World On Fire. Wonkagenda For Fri., Feb. 23, 2018

Mueller's losing his patience with Paul Manafort, the NRA blames everything and the kitchen sink, and Missouri's governor goes to jail. Your morning news brief.

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Here We Go Again. Again. Wonkagenda For Tues., Jan. 2, 2018

Stupid Trump tweets, Republicans don't know what to do, and the 2020 race begins. Your morning news brief.

2018 State and Local Elections

Fired Robert Mueller Investigator Thinks Trump Is Fuckin' Idiot, Like All Patriotic Americans

Just like the Secretary of State, the National Security Adviser, and a supermajority of the American people!

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America Stopped This Dangerous Baby, So Everyone Can Breathe Easy

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A Brief And Jaunty Stroll Through President Yap Stupid's Manic 1 AM Twitter Episode

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Politico Should Run On A Unity Ticket With SHUT THE F*CK UP, POLITICO

Should Joe Biden and Mitt Romney run together on an independent 'unity ticket'? Yes or go fuck yourself?

Trump Prefers Defense Bills That Weren't Captured. Wonkagenda For Tuesday, August 14, 2018

Prosecution rests in Manafort case, Stephen Miller somehow gets creepier, and Trump/Omarosa still saying dumb shit. Your morning news brief.

Get Ready For Executive Time! Wonkagenda For Mon., Aug. 6, 2018

Trump's gonna be watching A LOT of tv, Don Jr. is dead to rights, and here comes more trade war! Your morning news brief!

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The Shaming Of The Shrew. Wonkagenda For Mon., April 30, 2018

Republicans STILL MAD at the shaming of Sarah Huckabee Sanders, Dr. Ronny Jackson is quit-fired, and the NRA bans guns. Your morning news brief.

CPAC Sets The World On Fire. Wonkagenda For Fri., Feb. 23, 2018

Mueller's losing his patience with Paul Manafort, the NRA blames everything and the kitchen sink, and Missouri's governor goes to jail. Your morning news brief.

Here We Go Again. Again. Wonkagenda For Tues., Jan. 2, 2018

Stupid Trump tweets, Republicans don't know what to do, and the 2020 race begins. Your morning news brief.

Fired Robert Mueller Investigator Thinks Trump Is Fuckin' Idiot, Like All Patriotic Americans

Just like the Secretary of State, the National Security Adviser, and a supermajority of the American people!

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America Stopped This Dangerous Baby, So Everyone Can Breathe Easy

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An American Hero And A Rapey McGrossFace Walk Into The Senate Judiciary Committee. Your Shitshow Hearing Liveblog!

Brett Kavanaugh Just Made Susan Collins A Liar