John Kerry, Uh, Thinks, Uh, Ohio Might Have Been, Uh, Hacked, Uh, In 2004 If you are the editrix's mom who loves him and is demanding to know if we're making fun of the way he talks, the answer is: yes. Dominic Gwinn News 10 Sep 2018
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Trump Dossier Spy Christopher Steele: Sorry, A-Holes, But My Shit Is True Pip pip and cheerio! Evan Hurst News 16 Nov 2017
Ken Burns Loves The Smell Of Napalm In The Morning: A Wonkette Documentareview! Of course it's brilliant. Of course you're going to watch it. Here's why. Doktor Zoom News 17 Sep 2017
Fox Celebrates Comey News With Wall-To-Wall Coverage Of Hillary Murder Fox News Made Up If you can't trust a man who thinks roving gangs of lesbians with pink pistols are recruiting girls to go gay, who can you trust? Doktor Zoom News 17 May 2017
Exxon, You Dirty, Dirty Whore. Wonkagenda For Thursday, December 29, 2016 Exxon's got an image problem, John Kerry triggers Israel, and James O'Keefe wants a big boy news job! Your daily news brief! Dominic Gwinn News 29 Dec 2016
Trump Re-Elects Democrat John Bel Edwards Governor Of Louisiana, Is There Nothing He Can't Do?? Politics
