Nobody Told Us The Surgeon General Was SO EFFING HOT A shallow blog post about a very serious topic! Evan Hurst News 05 Apr 2018
Sad And Lonely Trump Misses His Old Wife-Beaty Friend Rob :( WAAAAAAAAH, it's unfair that Rob Porter had to go away just because he beated all the wives. Evan Hurst News 27 Mar 2018
Trump White House Loses Last Fuckable Guy And I never met a man who was so pretty inside, he's got diamonds on the bed of his thumbnails ... Evan Hurst News 13 Mar 2018
Ted Cruz Positively Outraged That The Government Would Interfere With His Reproductive Rights Feminininism
Rand Paul Thinks YouTube Has Some Obligation To Torture Its Users With Clips Of Him Speaking Impeachment
Florida Man May Refuse Dialysis If He Can't Bring Cardboard Cutout Of Trump With Him For Emotional Support Trump
Economist Suggests Infecting A Ton Of People With Coronavirus In Order To Help People With Coronavirus Healthcare
