Glenn Greenwald Taking Assange Arrest Really Hard, Y'all, Bless His Heart

We're only supposed to trust the Trump Department of Justice when it's Bill Barr covering up the Mueller report. YOU BETCHA, GLENN.

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'So Long, And Thanks For All The Fish.' Wonkagenda For Thurs., Dec 20, 2018

A Category 5 Shitstorm in Syria, and a Florida Man crowdfunds The Wall. Your morning news brief!

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Jerome Corsi Determined To Throw Himself Under This Bus

And he's taking Roger Stone with him.

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Jerome Corsi, It's Your Time In Bobby Mueller's Barrel!

Probably should have acid-washed those emails to Roger Stone!

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Gateway Pundit Blockbuster: Democrats Are Actual Black-Magick Satanists!

Hold on, they've said that forever. What was supposed to be new about this?

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You Won't Believe This, But Trump's 'Fox & Friends' Interview Was BATFUCKING INSANE

WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK ...

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'Prepare To Die Cock Sucker' Just Roger Stone's Way Of Saying 'Sorry You Have Ball Cancer, Old Buddy!'

Roger Stone probably shouldn't make any long-term plans.

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Do Y'all See What Nancy Pelosi Is Doing Yet?

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Everything You Need To Know About The Dumb Dick/Manafort Patsy Who Got Indicted Today

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Military Brass On Pres Pardoning War Criminals: Situation Trumpy All F*cked Up

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Never Mind, Just A 10-year-Old Migrant Girl Whose Death They Covered Up

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