NO COLLUSION! NO COLLUSION! You Know, Except For ALL THIS F*CKING COLLUSION!

Paul Manafort giving a Russian spy Rust Belt polling data was just a RUSSIAN RESET, like Obama did!

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Who's America's Next Top HR Guy? A Pizzagate Conspiracy Believer Man!

But he's already held a job at HUD, so he must be among the Very Best People.

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Let's Play 'Russia If You're Listening' Mad Libs! Come On, It'll Be Fun!

Everything is 2016 again.

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If Trump Is Really God's 'Chosen One,' God's A Dumbass

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