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So Kentucky Pretty Much Banned Abortion This Week

Get ready for the Supreme Court case we've all been dreading.

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Did Two Syphilitic Raccoons Just F*ck Each Other To Death In The Rose Garden, Or Was That Just Trump's Brain?

'I didn't need to do this,' said the president, about the NATIONAL EMERGY he just declared.

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Bezos Whips It Out. Wonkagenda For Fri., Feb. 8, 2019

Jeff Bezos's Pecker war, Meatball rolls up to the Hill, and RIP John Dingell. Your morning news brief!

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Trump Thinks He Has Less Than 50-50 Shot Of Getting WALL, Which Is Very Cute Way Of Saying 'ZERO'

President Loser Poops is taking a victory lap for some reason.

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Jared Kushner: THIS IS YOUR LIFE

NO MERITOCRACY! NO MERITOCRACY! YOU ARE THE ... yeah, actually, there is no meritocracy.

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There's RATS Outside The White House, Blanche

Alert the Federal Department of Obvious Metaphors.

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Fox News Idiots React To Pete Buttigieg's Criticism With Measured Calm We've Come To Expect

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Don McGahn To Congress: LOCK! ME! UP! LOCK! ME! UP! LOCK! ME! UP!

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Kris Kobach Can't Be Immigration Czar Because He Wanted Them To Take Out All The Brown M&Ms

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Michael Cohen Yuks It Up For House Intel Committee: It's Your SURPRISE LIVEBLOG!

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