Chris Cillizza Knows Why Trump-Putin Summit Was Bad, And It's Here's Why! How can we even try to properly interpret this week's events without reading the wise words of Christopher of Cillizza, Wonder God of the News? Evan Hurst News 18 Jul 2018
Michael Cohen Knee Deep In Shit. Wonkagenda For Thurs., May 17, 2018 Michael Cohen can't take this anymore, Trump calls immigrants animals, and Trump-Russia goes off the fucking rails! Your morning news brief. Dominic Gwinn News 17 May 2018
Anthony Scaramucci Had Ragey Email Sexxxx With Reince Priebus Impostor, Because He's Stupid This story will bring you UNFETTERED JOY. Evan Hurst News 01 Aug 2017
Trump Tries To Hide ANOTHER Putin Meeting. Wonkagenda For Wed., July 19, 2017 Trump has a secret dinner with Putin, Mitch McConnell still trying to kill Obamacare, and Trump Jr. is 'miserable,' poor baby! Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn News 19 Jul 2017
Ann Coulter And Sarah Palin Feeling BETRAYED! By Sexxxy Boyfriend Donald Trump Did Donald Trump use idiots like Coulter and Palin just to attain power, and really doesn't actually care about them? MAYBE POSSIBLY! Evan Hurst News 05 Dec 2016
Where Were You When Michele Bachmann Became Princess Of Iowa 4 Years Ago? Doktor Zoom News 13 Aug 2015
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Donald Trump Thinks He Is 'America.' If That Doesn't Horrify You, You Aren't Paying Enough Attention. Trump
Coronavirus Causing Right-Wing PanDUMBic Of Epidemic Proportions, GET IT? GET IT? GET IT? Culture Wars
How Much Sh*tshow Is Bill Barr's Justice Department Right Now? This Much Sh*tshow. justice department
Trump Administration Totally On Top Of Coronavirus Thing, Will Ask Twitter If They Have Any More Questions White House
