ALL HAIL MAGGIE HABERMAN, THE UNERRING GIMLET EYE AFFLICTING THE COMFORTABLE Just kidding. Stephen Robinson News 30 May 2019
Kamala Harris Puts Hot Sauce On Her Greens, Hang Her For A Witch! This again. Seriously. Stephen Robinson News 18 Feb 2019
NY Times Writes Democrats' Midterms Obit, Apparently Hasn't Read NY Times Since Election Night The Gray Lady is a doddering fool. Stephen Robinson News 26 Nov 2018
AP Can't Say Her Name But Wonkette Can: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez! Meet the 28-year-old candidate who just gave Joe Crowley a good ass whompin'! Evan Hurst News 27 Jun 2018
Senate's Big White House North Korea Briefing Lamer Than Field Trip To Box Factory At least the senators could make jokes about how in German, a bus ride is a 'Busfarht.' Doktor Zoom News 27 Apr 2017
Investigation Into Whether Racist Sexist Miami Dolphins Are The Worst Finds That Why Yes, They Are Kaili Joy Gray News 14 Feb 2014
FishbowlDC Manages Not To Libel Anyone In Story On Color Of Joe Scarborough's Sweater Rebecca Schoenkopf News 29 Jan 2013
Nancy Drew And The Mystery Of Why Some Dude Writer Thought It Would Be A Good Idea To Kill Her Feminininism
