Attention All Versifiers: Wonkette Proudly Presents Your Donald Trump Inaugural Poetry Contest!

Wonkette brings you an inaugural poetry contest. First prize: A trip to Nantucket (prize may be imaginary)

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Trump Inaugural Poem By Self-Published Poet Is Epitome Of Trump: It's TERRIBLE

The Trump poem is so bad you guys that the part where he insults Trump's 'tyrant' predecessor is the least offensive part of it.

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Vogon Poetry To Dominate Trump Inauguration. You Have Been Warned

What's the difference between a cub scout meeting and the Trump Inaugural? The cub scouts have adult supervision.

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