David Brooks Stands Athwart History Yelling 'BOTH SIDES!' I've Been To Twitter, But I've Never Been To Me Doktor Zoom Culture Wars 06 Sep 2019
Fusion GPS Founder Glenn Simpson Is Through With Republicans' Bullsh*t Some last minute bullshit before Democrats retake the House! Evan Hurst News 17 Oct 2018
Who Was Roy Cohn And Why Hath He Forsaken Donald Trump? Apart From Being Dead And All. Spoiler: Roy Cohn never had a sled named 'Rosebud' Doktor Zoom News 05 Jan 2018
Where's Your Roy Cohn, Donald Trump? Oh That's Right, He's In Hell. HOLY FUCKING OBSTRUCTION OF JUSTICE. Evan Hurst News 05 Jan 2018
Julian Assange Warns Hillary Clinton Is A Demon Who'll Murder Us All, Unlike That Nice Mr. Putin Julian Assange says thing, Wonkette prepares for shitstorm in the comments. Doktor Zoom News 01 Sep 2016
Newt Gingrich Welcomes The Return Of The House Un-American Activities Committee! What would Joseph McCarthy do? Robyn Pennacchia News 14 Jun 2016
The Fartknocker Report: Sarah Palin Will Murder The ATF And Its Jackbooted Thugs Dan Weber News 18 Apr 2015
Light A Candle, Knock On Wood, Turn Around Three Times, And Spit, Because SCOTUS Is Ruling On Trump's Tax Returns SCOTUS