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Trump's funny money, REXXON's revenge, and Pentagon bucks Trump. Your morning news brief!

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Can A Man Beat Trump? Some Democrats Wonder If It's Worth The Risk!

We found people willing to say this, so it must be true.

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Must Be Hannity And Assange Calling Seth Rich's Family To Apologize!

Mueller Report DEFINITIVELY debunked that he was behind the email hack, but what are 'facts' to Fox and Wikileaks?

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Who Is (Was) Lyra McKee, And What The Bloody Hell Is Going On In Northern Ireland?

Nobody knows the Troubles they've seen.

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Trump Bot Not Actually Going To Do Much Of Anything At CNN, Turns Out

In fact, maybe she'll just be in the mail room. Would that be okay?

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Fraudy NC Election Pastor Man Sets Land-Speed Record Out Fire Door

Exit, stage-left even!

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How To Write Badly About The Shutdown And Prison, By A Doctor Of Rhetoric

Today in 'People Who Should Know Better Write Stupid Shit Anyway.'

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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Elijah Cummings, Activists Beat Big Pharma Over The Head With Generic PReP

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Trump Tells America He DID NOT EITHER Have A Temper Tantrum, SHUT UP STINKY NANCY!

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Republicans Just Want Census To Ask If You Are A Jailbird, Nothing Could Go Wrong With That!

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Good Thing Bill Barr Is A Paragon Of Honesty, Because ... Well Sh*t Just Read It

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