NYT Co-Endorses Warren, Klobuchar Like When Trump Wanted The Black Guy To Share Apprenticeship With The White Chick If you're gonna run a reality show, you should probably decide who gets the rose. Doktor Zoom Journamalism 20 Jan 2020
David Brooks Writes Some Dumb F*cking Thing, We Don't Know We Made Dok Read It Our doctor of rhetoric may have met his match. Doktor Zoom News 04 Oct 2019
Tucker Carlson Gonna Beat Up Another Gay Dude In A Bathroom, WATCH OUT SHEP SMITH! Why yes, we did get the headline from Evan. Doktor Zoom Media/Entertainment 27 Sep 2019
John Yoo Is Back To Torture The Constitution, Your Brain Ugh, not again. Jamie Lynn Crofts Impeachment 25 Sep 2019
Don't Get Assaulted By Nazis Or You Might Lose Your White House Press Pass When it's Nazis versus journalists, you can guess who Trump is going to side with. Jamie Lynn Crofts News 22 Aug 2019
New York Times: Where Are The Responsible, Moderate White Supremacists? NYT saying stuff that makes no goddamned sense again. Doktor Zoom Journamalism 06 Aug 2019
Everything Is Terrible And We Could Use Some Nice Things Jesus God America. Doktor Zoom Nice Time 04 Aug 2019
Dems Can Win If They're More Like Warren G. Harding. Good Call, New York Times! Poor Warren Gamaliel. Doktor Zoom History Facts 30 Jul 2019
John Roberts Not Our Real Dad, Can't Make Us Be Nice. Impeachment Trial Liveblog, Day Two! Impeachment
