Somehow Guy Suing Imaginary Cow Not Most Embarrassing Republican At Impeachment Hearing Try harder next time, Devin. Evan Hurst Impeachment 14 Nov 2019
Keep Fucking That Dairy Cow, Devin Nunes! Hey you guys, look, it's DEVIN! He's going to be a pain in the ass some more now! Evan Hurst News 06 Apr 2018
Paul Manafort Has Three Passports, Couple Of Visas, Don't Even Know His Real Name Robert Mueller is just trying to make sure these wayward boys don't run away to RUSSIA or something. Evan Hurst News 01 Nov 2017
Is Donald Trump Actually Terrified Of 'Stairs'? No, Really, 'Stairs'? A Wonk-vestigation! Donald Trump reportedly had to hold on to UK Prime Minister Theresa May, A KNOWN GIRL, because he's scared of the stairs. Evan Hurst News 30 Jan 2017
2016: The Year The Palins And The Duggars Bored The Everloving Sh*t Out Of Us Oh, Palins. Oh, Duggars. We still can't quit you, even if you do suck lately. Evan Hurst News 31 Dec 2016
Brawlin' Bristol Palin Wishes 'Battered' Breitbart Chick Would Grow Some Stones Evan Hurst News 01 Apr 2016
Sarah Palin Will Be Half-Term TV Judge Of Whether He Wrong For That Or You Just Hatin' Evan Hurst News 23 Mar 2016
Marco Rubio Was Locked And Loaded For Christmas, In Case ISIS Came Down The Chimney Evan Hurst News 18 Jan 2016
