Louisiana Fixin' To Redefine Abortion As Murder, Because That's What The Bumper Sticker Says

Can 'Particicutions' be far behind?

Attorney General To Fight Texas Abortion Ban Somehow, He Figures

Little light on detail there, guys.

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Justice Department Says It's Cool For Meatball McDumb To Be Acting Attorney General, So All Y'all Can STFU

It was probably his magic toilet that keeps even super long penises dry that won DoJ over.

Fox News Lady Teaches Trump Idiot Stephen Miller About Weird 'Checks And Balances' Thing

America. HOW DOES IT WORK?