Kellyanne Conway Moves Trump-Russia Goalpost To Over There, Where Ivanka Isn't!
New Trump-Russia goalposts have been moved to Saturn. Maybe Jupiter.
06 Jun 2018
Has Roger Stone Been Telling COMMON FIBS About His Collusion With WikiLeaks?
Roger Stone, DISHONEST? The fuck you say!
25 May 2018
AND STAY OUT. Wonkagenda For Tues., May 8, 2018
Shame on Eric Schneiderman, Rudy's about to get benched, and Melania rips off Michelle Obama (again). Your morning news brief.
08 May 2018
Democratic Party Will See Trump Campaign And Russia IN HELL! (Or At Least In Court!)
The Democrats are suing ERRBODY!
20 Apr 2018
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The 436,287 Best Times Sean Hannity Tongue-Bathed His 'Lawyer' Michael Cohen On Live TV!
This would be a BIG ETHICAL SCANDAL for Sean Hannity, if he ever had ethics in the first place.
17 Apr 2018
Scott Pruitt, Superfund Site! Wonkagenda For Fri., April 6, 2018
Scott Pruitt is way more fucked up than we thought, Trump wants MORE tariffs, and Peggy Noonan misses good negros. Your morning news brief.
06 Apr 2018
Roger Stone's Hotmail Account Dined With Your Mom Last Night
Yes, really, his HOTMAIL.
04 Apr 2018
DOES ROGER STONE SHOCK YOU, ROBERT MUELLER? IS HE A VERY SHOCKING BOY?
Is Roger Stone the CENTER OF THE CONSPIRACY? Or is he just some dude with a fucked up-shaped head who likes to act like he has friends?
03 Apr 2018
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