Trump Plays The Blame Game. Wonkagenda For Fri., May 19, 2017

Trump's SWEARS he didn't do whatever he says he did, President Kushner sold peace to the Middle East, the GOP wants Chaffetz out now! Your morning news brief!

Russia

Ecuador Grounds Julian Assange From Internet For Being Raging Douchewhistle

Did John Kerry pressure Ecuador? is there a global conspiracy? DO YOU CARE?

Elections

Hillary Clinton Unleashes Comcast-Level Attack On Julian Assange

Julian Assange woke up Monday morning with no internets, AWWWWWWWWW.

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