Of Course Trump Loves This Fucking Bonkers NSC Memo Calling For Civil War

Let's really, really hope this is the most insane thing you read about today.

Inconsolable Donald Trump Jr. Wishes Daddy Wouldn't Be President No More!

LIFE SUCKS!

We Think We're Starting To Get Why Russia Wanted To Do Sexxx Conspiracies With Gross Donald Trump Jr.

Trump Junior's Latest Russian Conspiracy Buddy Identified!

Trump Junior's Russian Conspiracy Meeting Was Total Fucking Clown Car, Apparently

HOW MANY RUSSIANS CAN YOU FIT IN ONE (1) TRUMP TOWER?