Florida Man Not Very Good At Blaming Black Lives Matter For MURRRRDERRRR

He got the DERRR part right.

Junior And Kim Guilfoyle Looking For New South Florida Suburb To Stink Up

Sorry in advance to the residents of Jupiter.

Expert Multi-Tasker Donald Trump Still Finds Time To Sue His Way Out Of Taxes

Nobody has to say 'Don't ever change, Donald.' He's utterly incapable of not being a small-time crook at heart.

Trump Campaign Manager Corey Lewandowski Goes To Jail, For Being A Dick