NICE TIME! Georgia Civil Rights Worker Not Guilty Of Blackness, We Mean Voter Fraud!
The good guys win one. It helped that the bad guys had a terrible case.
01 Mar 2018
David Brooks's Abortion Column Should Have Been Aborted
David Brooks took about 30 seconds to Brooksplain abortion to women and Democrats. David Brooks can fuck right on out of here.
02 Feb 2018
We Actually Do Need To Talk About Witch Hunts
Wouldn't it be great if there weren't nuances and everyone could be Good or Evil and that was the end of it?
28 Nov 2017
Definitely Not-Racist Jefferson Beauregard Sessions Does Kiiind Of Racist Thing
Jeff Sessions gonna lock YOU up!
12 May 2017
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Raise Less Corn, More Hell! Everything You Need To Know For May Day
It's our fifth or 20th recitation of everything our mama taught us. You're welcome!
01 May 2017
Trump White House Says Trump Not Being Investigated, So That's Obviously True
WHEN HAVE THEY EVER BEEN KNOWN TO LIE?
09 Mar 2017
Trump Spending Cuts Gonna Do Austerity To Us, And It Is Going To Be AWESOME!
Well at least we'll all have the Kingdom of Heaven.
19 Jan 2017
Awesome Governor Won't Pardon *Actually Innocent* Man, Because 'Justice.' Guess Who, It Is Mike Pence!
Sure, we knew Mike Pence was a piece of shit. But this case really underlines the point.
05 Oct 2016
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