In Tonight's Performance, The Role Of 'Devin Nunes's Cow' Will Be Played By George Conway

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UH OH, Jerry Nadler, Did Meatball LIE TO CONGRESS?

Matthew Whitaker went back to visit with the House Judiciary Committee. It was illuminating!

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Relax, Everyone: Robert Mueller Is Not DUMPING YOU, Just Kidding Maybe He Is

The Mueller investigation is wrapping up? Can it be? What does this MEANNNNNNNNN?

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Andrew McCabe Has A Few Things To Say About President Bugf*ck

BREAKING: Trump is a horrifying piece of shit, in case you hadn't heard.

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Meatball McPeenerToilet Probably Too Stupid To Testify For Congress, TBH

'I WON'T TESTIFY UNLESS YOU PROMISE NOT TO MAKE ME TESTIFY!'

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Conditions At Frozen Brooklyn Jail Finally Upgraded To 'Victorian'

Nice of them to get around to it.

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The Top 432,698 Reasons Acting AG Meatball Is Full Of Sh*t About The Mueller Probe Being Almost Over

That's a lot of reasons!

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Trump Idiots Out For Adam Schiff's Blood, Because That Is Sane And Rational

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