Grab A Big Peener Toilet For Jeff Bezos, Because Turns Out That Thing Is HOLYSHITHUGE Oh, National Enquirer, did you want to play? Five Dollar Feminist lawsplainer 08 Feb 2019
Superlawyer Rudy Giuliani Is Ready To Confess. Again. That's the sound of a thousand lawyers banging their heads on the wall. Five Dollar Feminist Russia 17 Dec 2018
Wake Up, President Grandpa, It's Snowing Indictments! Tweet, tweet! Five Dollar Feminist Russia 13 Dec 2018
'Merry Christmas, Ya Filthy Animal!' Wonkagenda For Thurs., Dec. 13, 2018 Michael Cohen's secrets, and Rudy Giuliani's (allegedly!) drunk texts! Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn Elections 13 Dec 2018
SDNY Will Put Michael Cohen TO DEATH! OK Not Really, But It's BAD (For Him) Meanwhile, Robert Mueller is being a LI'L BIT nicer to him. Evan Hurst Russia 07 Dec 2018
The Top 6 Signs Robert Mueller Is About To Indict The Sh*tfire Outta Some Folks, According To #Science Unless it turns out we're wrong, in which case we weren't actually wrong, YOU WERE WRONG FOR READING THIS. Evan Hurst Russia 12 Nov 2018
Trump's Matt Whitaker Appointment Turning Into ClownF*ck Of 'Jacob Wohl' Proportions MAN, the Deep State must hate this guy! Evan Hurst News 12 Nov 2018
Don Jr. Terrified Of Day When Trump Men Might Not Be Allowed To Be Gross And Rapey Won't somebody think of the Trump men? Evan Hurst News 01 Oct 2018
An American Hero And A Rapey McGrossFace Walk Into The Senate Judiciary Committee. Your Shitshow Hearing Liveblog!
