Hedge Fund Orders Pecker To Take A Little Off The Top It's a forced sale of the National Enquirer! What were you pervs thinking? Five Dollar Feminist 2016 Presidential Election 11 Apr 2019
Hey Trump, Remember That SDNY Porn Payoff Criminal Investigation? IT REMEMBERS YOU! Turns out investigators have had some questions for Hope Hicks! And Keith Schiller too! Evan Hurst News 10 Apr 2019
Trump White House: F*CK IT, WE'RE DOING THE WATERGATE THING! Good luck with that, boys. Evan Hurst Russia 21 Mar 2019
Michael Cohen's Going To F*ck Trump On Live TV Tomorrow, And HE'S BRINGING RECEIPTS Will your Wonkette be there? A duh. Evan Hurst Russia 26 Feb 2019
Trump Tried To Make Meatball Move On SDNY Like A Bitch, But He Couldn't Get There :( If the Southern District of New York wasn't investigating Trump for obstruction of justice before, we bet it is now! Evan Hurst Russia 19 Feb 2019
Grab A Big Peener Toilet For Jeff Bezos, Because Turns Out That Thing Is HOLYSHITHUGE Oh, National Enquirer, did you want to play? Five Dollar Feminist lawsplainer 08 Feb 2019
Superlawyer Rudy Giuliani Is Ready To Confess. Again. That's the sound of a thousand lawyers banging their heads on the wall. Five Dollar Feminist Russia 17 Dec 2018
Wake Up, President Grandpa, It's Snowing Indictments! Tweet, tweet! Five Dollar Feminist Russia 13 Dec 2018
Trump White House Tells Employees Subpoenaed By Congress To Flip Them Off And Sh*t In Their Eyes Russia
An American Hero And A Rapey McGrossFace Walk Into The Senate Judiciary Committee. Your Shitshow Hearing Liveblog!
