Elijah Cummings Just Asking SDNY If There's Anybody's Ass He Ought To Beat Right Now (Hint Hint!)

Jerry Nadler's not the only one pissed at the abrupt and weird end to the SDNY's investigation into Donald Trump's campaign finance crimes.

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Hey Hope Hicks! Jerry Nadler Would Like To See You In His Office.

Did Hopey LIE TO CONGRESS? It sure seems like that's a possibility that has not been ruled out!

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Yep, Michael Cohen Is A Criminal. Sounds Like His Boss And Hope Hicks Are Too!

All of these fuckers should be in prison.

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Junior Does Not Wish To Correct Any Of His Senate Lies, No Thank You

This fucker right here.

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Hedge Fund Orders Pecker To Take A Little Off The Top

It's a forced sale of the National Enquirer! What were you pervs thinking?

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Hey Trump, Remember That SDNY Porn Payoff Criminal Investigation? IT REMEMBERS YOU!

Turns out investigators have had some questions for Hope Hicks! And Keith Schiller too!

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Trump White House: F*CK IT, WE'RE DOING THE WATERGATE THING!

Good luck with that, boys.

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Michael Cohen's Going To F*ck Trump On Live TV Tomorrow, And HE'S BRINGING RECEIPTS

Will your Wonkette be there? A duh.

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KING TRUMP HEREBY ORDERS Hahahahahahahahahahaha Shut Up

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Yr Wonkette Says Only Good Things About The Dead. David Koch Is Dead. Good.

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The Three Stupidest Things Fox News Said Yesterday (Only Most Of Them Were Brian Kilmeade)

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