Next Time, Pam Karlan, Just Make Fun Of Donald Trump Jr.'s Face Feel free to be as cruel as you'd like! Evan Hurst News 05 Dec 2019
Trump Idiots Sh*tting Bed Over Joaquin Castro Revealing Top Secret Public Info About Them Holy fuck these people are stupid. Evan Hurst News 07 Aug 2019
House Intel Republican Just Saying Trump-Style Election Crimes Are Awesome Now Boy, didn't see that coming. Evan Hurst News 17 Jun 2019
How Much Illegal Foreign Help Is Trump Expecting In 2020, Kayleigh McEnany? F*ck! These dumb stupid fucking idiots cannot stop saying the quiet part loud. Evan Hurst News 14 Jun 2019
Trump Won't Let Russia Steal 2020 Election For Him, LOL Just Kidding Yes He Will It's his only play. Evan Hurst News 22 Feb 2019
AP Can't Say Her Name But Wonkette Can: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez! Meet the 28-year-old candidate who just gave Joe Crowley a good ass whompin'! Evan Hurst News 27 Jun 2018
If Donald Trump Was Your Dad, You'd Have Taken Him To The Neurologist By Now THE EMPEROR HAS NO CLOTHES! AND IS FUCKING INSANE! Liz Dye News 04 Apr 2018
GOP Lying Out Their Asses About The Mueller Indictments? UNPOSSIBLE! All the lies that are fit to print. Liz Dye News 18 Feb 2018
Bored Sixth-Graders Offer Tips To Help Republicans Behave Themselves At Impeachment Trial Impeachment
We *Think* Democrats Would Like Some Witnesses And Documents. Impeachment Liveblog, Day Three! Impeachment
