Bush Ethics Guy Richard Painter Running For Senate As Democrat Just Why Exactly?
We have no idea why he's doing this.
02 May 2018
In Shocking Turn, Alabama Republicans Vote For The Lunatic Bigot
This is why Alabama cannot have nice things.
27 Sep 2017
Fox News Dingus Jesse Watters Pretty Sure Donald Trump Would Make One Nifty Dictator
Trumpkins may have authoritarian leanings? The deuce you say!
28 Jul 2017
Wonkette Civilly Invites Hannity, Gingrich And Steve King To Go Fuck Themselves
CHRIST, what assholes.
15 Jun 2017
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Trump Bows To Not America. Wonkagenda for Mon., May 22, 2017
Trump is exhausted in the Middle East, President Kushner is in trouble, and Ajit Pai wants to make right-wing t.v. free for all. Your morning news brief.
22 May 2017
Definitely Not-Racist Jefferson Beauregard Sessions Does Kiiind Of Racist Thing
Jeff Sessions gonna lock YOU up!
12 May 2017
Obama Secretly Taking Leaks Everywhere! Wonkagenda For Tues., Feb. 28, 2017
Paul Manafort stepped in something in Ukraine, Obama's pulling ALL the strings, and Tom Perez and Keith Ellison are best buds. Your morning news brief!
28 Feb 2017
DNC Picks Perez As Chair, Ellison Being Totally Cool About It, AS WILL ALL OF YOU
Don't make me pull this car over, commenters.
25 Feb 2017
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