Bible-Banging Buffoon Blasts Boston-Married Bulldaggers, Bronies DEPRAVED PASTEL LESBIAN HORSES, PEOPLE Doktor Zoom News 13 Jun 2019
Trump Declares War On GOP For Jesus. Wonkagenda For Mon., Oct. 16, 2017 Trump brings back Christmas, Bannon goes to war, Trump can't wait to 'You're Fired' SCOTUS Democrats. Your morning news brief. Dominic Gwinn News 16 Oct 2017
What The Healthcare? Wonkagenda For Tues., July 25, 2017 Trump takes on Sessions, Sessions takes on weed, and the Senate takes on healthcare. Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn News 25 Jul 2017
Creationist Ken Ham Cannot Believe The Washington Post Would Lie About Dinosaurs Ken Ham is right for the first time ever in his whole life. Robyn Pennacchia Featured 02 Jan 2017
Dumb Kentucky 'Noah's Ark' Lit Up In Rainbows For Christmas, To Stick It To The Queers TAKE THAT, YOU HOMOSEXUALS. Evan Hurst News 21 Dec 2016
Glenn Beck Yelling At Bill Nye About Noah's Ark, Because Science Glenn Beck briefly surfaced from complete obscurity to try to bair Bill Nye the Science Guy into an argument about Noah's Ark. It was sad. Doktor Zoom News 05 Aug 2016
Happy 55th Birthday, President Obama! Check Out These Badass Senior Discounts We Found You! We are just being silly, Obama is not old! But he does qualify for a bunch of good deals, and we think he'd be a fool to pass them up. Evan Hurst News 04 Aug 2016
Creationist Dickbag Sure Sorry That Sinful Slut Gorilla Had To Die Oh look, another wingnut sharing his opinion on Harambe the gorilla! Evan Hurst News 02 Jun 2016
Bored Sixth-Graders Offer Tips To Help Republicans Behave Themselves At Impeachment Trial Impeachment
We *Think* Democrats Would Like Some Witnesses And Documents. Impeachment Liveblog, Day Three! Impeachment
