Corey Lewandowski Is Exactly As Dumb As He Looks

A listicle of things Corey Lewandowski should blame James Comey for next, in case he's feeling extra stupid today!

Uh Oh, Has Robert Mueller Been A NAUGHTY, NAUGHTY BOY?

We seen it on Sean Hannity, must be true!

At Least Vladimir Putin Didn't Accuse Megyn Kelly Of Bleeding From Her Wherever

He was still a slimy little fuck, obviously.

Ted Cruz Loves Constitution More Than Wife, Apparently

Ted Cruz isn't quite ready to endorse Donald Trump just yet. But he's cool with all the insults hurled toward his wife and dad, as long as Trump promises to uphold Ted Cruz's special version of the Constitution.