Kentucky Gov. Says Rallying Teachers Caused Kids To Be Raped, Do Drugs And Get Poisoned
If he's so concerned about the children being in school, he should probably pay their teachers.
14 Apr 2018
MADISON, Wisconsin, Behold The Mermaid! (The Mermaid Is Wonkette, TONIGHT!)
GET IT? DO YOU GET IT? I GET IT.
15 Mar 2018
Tennessee Must Let Adults Marry Children, Or Else The Gays Have Won
Some Tennessee Republicans are so desperate for any chance to ban same-sex marriage again that they would gladly risk the welfare of children in order to do so.
08 Mar 2018
Is Wonkette's GET YOUR GUNS OFF MY LAWN Tour Coming At YOU NEXT WEEK? (Yes.)
For certain values of 'you.' Best click through and find out!
07 Mar 2018
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Make Dumpster Diving Great Again! Wonkagenda For Mon., March 5, 2018
Trump gets serious about trade war, Trump-Russia goes to the Middle East, and Philando Castile is still helping feed poor kids. Your morning news brief.
05 Mar 2018
It's About Ethics In Rape Month Journalism
Sometimes, you think about the whole landscape and the fucking landscape sucks.
14 Dec 2017
Teen-Molesting Kentucky Pastor AND GOP Rep. Will Deny It All Till He's Orange In The Face
And Kentucky ain't buyin'.
13 Dec 2017
What The Hell, Rand Paul's Neighbor????
Remember kids, violence is bad, even if the person you're mad at is known fake eye doctor Senator Rand Paul.
06 Nov 2017
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