Trump To Pelosi: I KNOW YOU ARE BUT WHAT IF I STEP ON MY OWN DICK AND EAT IT AT THE SAME TIME?

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GOP Almost Possibly Thinking About Being Concerned By Steve King Saying Nazi Talk

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Robert Mueller Just Curious What All These Damn Ukrainians Doing At Trump Inauguration

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Let's Liveblog Nancy Pelosi Taking Back That Gavel And Immediately Beating The Sh*t Out Of Everybody With It!

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