The Week In Garbage Men: 'Kill The Gays' Pastor Says Teen Gymnasts Too Sexy For Red-Blooded Men To Resist

And Steve Bannon is scared of the 'anti-patriarchy' movement. Also this is your open thread!

Colorado Rep. Gordon Klingenschmitt Says Gay People Are Throwing Christians Off Roofs (IT'S A METAPHOR)

Some people should not be trusted with figures of speech, lest they hurt themselves.

Ted Cruz Demands Next President Start His Day Praying To Jesus Or Giving Head