Trump Crime-Bosses Ukrainian President To His Face On Live TV, Very Legal And Very Cool! This entire press conference will be one of the Articles of Impeachment. Evan Hurst Ukraine 25 Sep 2019
Trump Can't Reveal Secret Sexxx Chats With National Security Advisor Vladimir Putin, EXECUTIVE PRIVILEGE APPLYETH! NARRATOR: No, it doesn't. Evan Hurst News 22 Mar 2019
Does The Treasury Department Have A Teensy Russian Spy Problem? We Are Just Asking! Russians sexted with Treasury Department officials for secret dirt to hurt Hillary Clinton before the 2016 election, and that's just the beginning of the fuckery. Evan Hurst News 20 Dec 2018
Barack Obama Kicks Off Midterms By Kicking Donald Trump IN THE ASS He's bringing sexy back. That Trump motherfucker don't know how to act. Evan Hurst News 07 Sep 2018
Putin Invites Trump To Moscow For Season Two Of '50 Shades Of Pee' At press time Trump was already on Air Force One incessantly shouting 'AIRP-ANE! AIRP-ANE!' Evan Hurst News 27 Jul 2018
WE WEREN'T KIDDIN' WHEN WE SAID PUTIN PROBABLY PUT 'WIRE TAPPS' IN TRUMP'S SOCCER BALL Jesus fucking Christ. Evan Hurst News 25 Jul 2018
The Top Five Reasons Russian Spy Maria Butina Needs To Park Her Honeypot (Her Vagina) IN JAIL The spy who boned me. Evan Hurst News 18 Jul 2018
