If You Liked Grand Wizard Trump's 'Shitholes' Routine, You'll Looove This! We are still processing this BRAND NEW INFORMATION about Donald Trump being a racist. Evan Hurst News 12 Jan 2018
General John Kelly Fucks Self With Donald Trump's Sword America, we have just witnessed something disgusting. Evan Hurst News 19 Oct 2017
What The Fuck Is Wrong With Donald Trump, Besides Absolutely Everything? Somebody missed their shift at the adult daycare AGAIN. Evan Hurst News 16 Oct 2017
Oh Man You're Gonna HATE RyanCare. Wonkagenda For Tues., March 7, 2017 Ben Carson is stoned again, and The First Rule of RyanCare is DON'T TALK ABOUT RYANCARE! Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn News 07 Mar 2017
THE RESISTANCE BEGINS ... With All These National Park Service Social Media Managers GONE ROGUE! Nice Time: Your public servants aren't taking kindly to this censorship stuff. Doktor Zoom News 26 Jan 2017
Mother Russia Maybe Now Undecided Voter Like Ken Bone A 'Newsweek' investigative report has a lot more WHOA IF TRUE details about the Russian campaign to ruin our nice American election. What fun! Evan Hurst News 04 Nov 2016
If This Hillary Clinton Ad Doesn't Make You Cry, You Are Dead Inside Hillary Clinton is a really, really good person. Evan Hurst News 21 Oct 2016
Donald Trump Will Have You Know He Saved That Chunky Beauty Queen's Job Donald Trump wants you to know that he's THE GOOD GUY. Evan Hurst News 29 Sep 2016
