Shut Your Smug Faces About The Teens Trick-Or-Treating, I Mean Seriously Jesus Christ And don't hand out bags of pennies. No one wants your pennies. Robyn Pennacchia Culture 31 Oct 2018
High School Gun Humpers' Walkout Was Astroturf Operation, Big Surprise Finally, proof teens were manipulated by outsiders. To cheer on guns, of course. Doktor Zoom Guns 20 Oct 2018
Finally, A Way To Send Donald Trump A Bunch Of Pussy! At last, a holiday gift Trump will love so much! Evan Hurst News 27 Dec 2016
BREAKING: Hillary Clinton Called Young Voters 'F*cking Dumb', Just Kidding No She Didn't Wikileaks continues to reveal absolutely nothing important about Hillary Clinton. Evan Hurst News 28 Oct 2016
David Brooks Would Like Young Black Football Players To Stop Kneeling On His Lawn Won't somebody please think of the white people? Evan Hurst News 16 Sep 2016
How Many Broom Closets At 30 Rock Have Joe And Mika Used To Bump Uglies? Or should we ask how many they've NOT banged in? Evan Hurst News 30 Jun 2016
Let's Cluck Like Proud Grandparents At Lovely Young Ladies Sasha And Malia Obama Doktor Zoom News 13 Mar 2016
Bored Sixth-Graders Offer Tips To Help Republicans Behave Themselves At Impeachment Trial Impeachment
We *Think* Democrats Would Like Some Witnesses And Documents. Impeachment Liveblog, Day Three! Impeachment
