What Did Trump Promise To The President Of Ukraine? Or Russia? Or, You Know, Whomever? If Wonkette's right about this, MUST CREDIT WONKETTE. Evan Hurst Russia 19 Sep 2019
​And Now For Something Completely Different, The President's Brain Is Broken OBAMA NETFLIX?????? Evan Hurst Featured 16 Sep 2019
Who The F*ck Is Elizabeth Heng And Why Is She Setting Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez On Fire? She has excellent history reasons: Democrats are the Khmer Rouge. Doktor Zoom 2020 presidential election 13 Sep 2019
​Is Mike Pompeo A Heat-Seeking Missile For Henry Kissinger's Ass? The News Says Maybe! CALLED IT. Evan Hurst News 12 Sep 2019
Trump Thinks Using Foreign Spies Is HOW RUDE! Jesus, what a useless sack of shit. Evan Hurst Featured 11 Sep 2019
We Need To Talk Some More About President BabbleSh*t's Humiliating G7 Performance Is his brain leaking all the way out of his head? Is he a Russian asset? Or is it both? Evan Hurst Russia 27 Aug 2019
​Kamala Harris Says Trump Can't 'Perform.' SHE DIDN'T MEAN HIS OLD GROSS DICK, YOU STOP IT RIGHT NOW! Draw your own conclusions. We certainly have! Evan Hurst News 12 Jul 2019
One Small Step For Trump, One Giant Step On A Rake For All Mankind Oh how fucking pathetic oh my God this is so embarrassing look away children look away! Evan Hurst Everywhere Else News 01 Jul 2019
Candace Owens Says We All Need To Just Chill The F**K Out About 'White Supremacy' Post-Racial America
Trump Insists That It's Illegal To Investigate His Crimes, Figures That Everyone Will Just Go Along With It lawsplainer
