Defense Sec Mattis Very Proud Of Troops Serving In 'Operation Midterm Election'

Like Valley Forge with better food, less frostbite, no goddamn point.

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NO CHAOS! NO CHAOS! YOU'RE THE ... Wait, Melania's Firing NSC Staffers Now?

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Senator Sinema. Wonkagenda For Tues., Nov. 13, 2018

Sinema wins Arizona election, Trump's just going to "You're Fired" everyone, and the Facebook tries to fix its shitshow. Your morning news brief.

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President BabySh*ts Can't Wait To Fire ERRBODY On Wednesday, Maybe Murder Russia Investigation Too!

He's been waiting for this moment all year!

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Hugh Hewitt Knows Trump Is Gentlest, Kindest Non-Violence-Incitingest President In Whole Wide World

Hugh Hewitt has #thoughts about who's to blame for all this violence. They are bad #thoughts.

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Crazy Enough For You? Wonkagenda For Mon., Oct. 29, 2018

Apparently the media pulled the trigger, and other sad stories in your morning news brief.

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GOP Like 'F*ck Yeah, Dude, Let's Piss On The Guy Who Killed Bin Laden!'

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Trump Knows What Forests Need, And It Is Yardwork

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