Trump Promises To Deport ERREBODY, Because What Part Of INSANE FASCIST FREAKSHOW Don't You Understand?

Onstage executions during Trump rallies still in early planning stages.

Immigrants

Donald Trump Keeps Changing WALL Design, Wants Spikes, Killer Bees

Paint It Black.

Immigrants

Stephen Miller Had AWESOME Plan For 'Blitz' Against Immigrants But Kirstjen Nielsen Said No :(

Don't worry -- she was just worried about the logistics.

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AND YET SHE PERSISTED In Reading Mueller Report Right To Mitch McConnell's Dumb Face

Oh yeah, and she also called for Trump's impeachment again.

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CHINA, IF YOU'RE LISTENING ...

HILLARY DID COLLUSION WITH CHINA ON THE MADDOW SHOW, YOU GUYS!

Russia

Quick, Nobody Do Anything About Russia Ratf*cking 2020 Election For Trump, HE'S SENSITIVE ABOUT IT

In which Kirstjen Nielsen tries to make Kirstjen Nielsen look good, but also, yeah, see above.

Russia

Kellyanne Conway And Shuckabee: Trump's Betty And Veronica Of Propaganda

It's The Sunday Show Rundown!

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Here's Elizabeth Warren Yelling At Big Banks, In Case You Were Confused About That!

Class War

Hope Hicks Is Not Allowed To Answer That

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Non-Alex-Jones Lunatics Lose Lawsuit On Whether Sandy Hook 6-Year-Old Ever Existed

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