Welcome Your Newest Federal Judge, It's This Batsh*t 33-Year-Old Who Will Live Forever

This is what Mitch McConnell is doing instead of helping Americans through a global pandemic.

Courts

Idaho Anti-Vaxxer Mom Is The Rosa Parks Of Exposing Children To Deadly Viruses

She's a martyr, just like everyone arrested for misdemeanor trespassing.

coronavirus

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Has Scientists Over To Congress To Dish About Exxon F*cking The Planet

'So they knew.' They sure as hell did.

Science

Yr Wonkette Says Only Good Things About The Dead. David Koch Is Dead. Good.

In which we speak ill of the dead. He earned it.

Class War