Donald Trump Wants To Bring Back Landmines, Make Not-America Maimed Again If we blow up the children over there, they can't come here. Doktor Zoom Military 01 Feb 2020
Mike Pence Condemns Mike Pence For Saying Thing Mike Pence Definitely Did Not Say Mother's gonna spank him on the bottom for this. Evan Hurst Everywhere Else News 12 Jun 2018
If You Liked Grand Wizard Trump's 'Shitholes' Routine, You'll Looove This! We are still processing this BRAND NEW INFORMATION about Donald Trump being a racist. Evan Hurst Post-Racial America 12 Jan 2018
Sam Brownback Gets The Hell Out Of Dodge Get it? Cause Dodge is, like, IN KANSAS. Doktor Zoom National Politics 31 Jul 2017
