We're Sure The Trump-Russia Insane Clown Show That Happened Yesterday Is TOTALLY FINE Monday will go down in the history books as one of the most WTF days in recent American history. Evan Hurst News 30 Jan 2018
2016 Was One Heck Of A Year For The Journamalisms! 2016 was a surprisingly good year for some surprisingly good journalism. Doktor Zoom News 31 Dec 2016
Foreigns Already Blackmailing Donald Trump For Favors. WEIRD! Thank goodness presidents can't have conflicts of interest. Donald Trump said so! Doktor Zoom News 13 Dec 2016
OIL! It's Got What Plants Crave! Wonkagenda For Tuesday, December 13, 2016 Donald Trump cancels a press conference, Congress crooks face jail time, and Jill Stein is still a embarrassing failure. Your daily news brief! Dominic Gwinn News 13 Dec 2016
Mother Russia Maybe Now Undecided Voter Like Ken Bone A 'Newsweek' investigative report has a lot more WHOA IF TRUE details about the Russian campaign to ruin our nice American election. What fun! Evan Hurst News 04 Nov 2016
No, For Real, Though, Is Donald Trump A Russian Intelligence Asset? WE ARE JUST ASKING QUESTIONS. Evan Hurst News 01 Nov 2016
HOT TAKE: Maybe James Comey Is Stupid And Craven And Terrible And The Worst WHOA IF TRUE! Evan Hurst News 31 Oct 2016
Trump Crows Over Email Forward From Crazy Uncle Vlad Donald Trump repeated Russian propaganda about Benghazi yesterday, but whoops it had already been taken down because it was so easily debunked. Rebecca Schoenkopf News 11 Oct 2016
Florida Just Seeing If The 24th Amendment Ban On Poll Taxes Is Really Written In Stone Vote suppression
National Archives Thrilled To Exhibit Pictures Of Women Marching In The Street For No Particular Reason Feminininism
