Indiana GOP Lawmaker Can't Wait To Make Child Labor Great Again

State Sen. Chip Perfect would, by pure coincidence, financially benefit from it!

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Trump Admin Wants To Let Teens Fall Off Roofs So They Can Feed Their Teen Families

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Have Some Bubbly And Take A VIP Tour Of Ivanka Trump's SHOE SWEATSHOP OF DOOM

She wanted an Oompa Loompa, but all daddy could get her was a Chinese sweatshop where labor activists go missing.

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Breitbart Thrilled To Once Again Not Prove Existence Of Paid Protesters

Trump has a face you'd have to be PAID to protest, clearly.

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Then They Came For The Trade Unionists And It Was Time To Step The F*ck Up (Again!)

Right to Work means Right to Work For Less.

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Paul Manafort Celebrates 70th Birthday With Loved Ones APRIL FOOLS HE'S IN PRISON

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GOP'S Secret Healthcare Plan Is That It Has No Healthcare Plan

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