Have Some Bubbly And Take A VIP Tour Of Ivanka Trump's SHOE SWEATSHOP OF DOOM

She wanted an Oompa Loompa, but all daddy could get her was a Chinese sweatshop where labor activists go missing.

Trump Labor Pick Andy Pudzer Outsources Nomination To Robot

Looks like Trump may not get the grifty jerk he wanted to be Secretary of Labor. Where will he ever find another grifty jerk?

Walmart Says Ugh, Fine, We Will Give People A Tiny Raise, Whatever